Why Can’t You Try To Didgeridoo

Oh, haven’t you heard of the golden rule that ev’ry body should live by?
Why can’t you try to learn the rule, why can’t you try?
Oh, why can’t you try to didgeridoo as you’d like to be didgeri-done by?
Why can’t you didgeridoo as you’d like to be didgeri-done by?

Verse 1:

The aborigines have a golden rule that says you must be true,
You must always do to the one you love as you wish he would do to you,
Their life is hard but their love is true, It’s a love you can set the sun by
You must always didgeridoo as you’d like to be didgeri-done by.

Chorus:

Oh, why can’t you try to didgeridoo as you’d like to be didgeri-done by?
Why can’t you didgeridoo as you’d like to be didgeri-done by?
Why don’t you try?

Verse 2:

This could apply to you and I, you said that you’d be true,
goodbye, roving eye, I believe in you,
I sat beside the telephone in the hope that you’d be calling,
It was you who broke my heart so you should do the crawling

(Repeat chorus)

Verse 3:

Goodbye roving eye, guess that we are through,
Goodbye, don’t know why, I believe in you,
Oh, you never heard of the golden rule
That ev’ry body should live by,
You didn’t try to know the tule, There’s nothing but me to forgive by.

(Repeat chorus)

Outro:

You didn’t try, goodbye, roving eye.

You didn’t try, goodbye, roving eye…